Merry Christmas. Happy Holidays. However you say it or do it, I hope it’s a good one.

And if you’re spending time alone like I am on this most joyous day, do something nice for yourself. You deserve it because you’re so fucking fabulous! (I made myself a strawberry jelly slice(s). Plural, because I will probably eat the whole damn pan myself… why not?!)

Seriously, have a good day and I also hope your New Year doesn’t suck.

Love, Ben